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Russian Roulette by alchemistgirl Russian Roulette by alchemistgirl
... is not the same without a gun. X)

I'm going to have to admit a long series of kinda embarassing things. Yeah i really do like Battle Force 5, and i'm way over 7 years-old. It's really pretty good, considering it comes on saturday mornings. The part that stuns me is how funny it is. (sir fluffsalot, anyone?) it has a more advanced sense of humor then most of the shows on catoon network. The show, for the most part, is very well written.

my favorites are tezz and stanford. we'll focus on tezz for now. he's fairly new, but what we've seen of of him, i like. he's full of conundrums, if you think about it. he dresses like an emo hipster, but is a science nerd. he was cocky and arrogant out of the box, but had an underlying current of loneliness and could be very heroic when he had to be.
he's got a great accent, too. (i think stanford and tezz are tied for best accent ever, but that's just a personal opinion) XD

Tezz also has the car with the most character. it looks like he welded together parts from 5 different cars. ( i would just crap if there was a piece or part in there from a yugo)
Here's a list of things i thought of when i saw it:

1. Mad Max called, and he wants his car back.

2. So, if you can get your car up to 88 miles an hour, do you go back to 1955?

About the picture, i don't like to draw cars. i tried my hardest to find a descent still picture or screen shot, and it was nearly impossible. in the show, certain roll bars and beams in the car dissapeared and reappeared in different scenes, so if its not exactly proportional or the same detailing, i redirect you to the first sentence of this paragraph.

my brain is like a blender. you can put 3 or 4 completely unrelated things in and get something else entirely. this is how everything came together. the pose he's in comes from here[link]

the title comes from poker face (yeah, some of lady gaga's music is pretty catchy) that's where the revolver comes in. YES, I DO KNOW THERE ARE NO GUNS IN THE SERIES, but out of all them, he's the only one i could see actually packing heat. somehow, this factors into this, too[link] it is sung in Russian and has an awesome title X3

this is for theme challenge 9: drive because of the cars. lol
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:iconender277:
Ender277 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Wait, wait, wait, am I seeing Tezz smiling friendly? :D
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why yes! Tezz is cracking just a bit of a smile. Must've caught him on a good day. :3
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Ender277 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh, my... How?! The apocalypse is coming, run away everyoneeee!

Tezz is my favourite character in the reason of I'm interested and Science aaand he's got an ego in the nearest level of mine... but, hm, I've got reasons to think about myself well! :iconmodest:
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bibora Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Tezz is great!
have a part of your personality in which I identify with him .
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charlottehatake Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
and also he is VERY hot ;) <3
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes!!!! I'm so glad to find out I'm not the only one. :3

I second that Tezz is hot too! That accent just rocks me to the core. X3
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charlottehatake Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
yea its like OMG very sexy ;)
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charlottehatake Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
i love battle force 5 too ! and im way over 7 :) tezz is just awesome and i love his hair ! ;)
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Tsukikimono Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I just watched the new episode today -shot for being 15 and watching it-
I haven't watched the past few and I was like: O.O HOLY CRAP HOT GUY ALERT. Because I usually am looking at Stanford. XDD
Tezz is AWESOME.
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm 18, so I have dibs on being shot. XD
I think I said that to myself the first time I saw him on screen. XD
I also have a Stanford related picture. [link] :3
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Tsukikimono Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
-highfives-
XDD I sent a picture to my friends and they all were like: ...Holy crap, he's hot. INCLUDING A GUY.
...-hugs the Stanford picture-
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EarthPrincessEva Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011  Student General Artist
It"s not the same without the gun.... *smiles* I love Tezz Volitov, Very nice!
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you! :3
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EarthPrincessEva Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011  Student General Artist
You're very welcome!
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Rainbowz-and-whatnot Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
kawaii :3
he kinda reminds me of colonel mustang from FMA in this pic
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! And thank you for the fav! :3

He does look like Roy Mustang, with the black hair and the cocky pose. I love the colonel. X3
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Rainbowz-and-whatnot Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right x3
gives meh chills =w=
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Kaliko08 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2010
dude really coool evn if he's a snob well bigger snob
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He's a snobby nerd who doesn't realize he's a nerd. I'm a nerd, calling him a nerd. That's bad, isn't it? XD
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Kaliko08 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2010
not really
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Dragonstar78 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
*gets up and dances to 'Poker Face'*
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun. And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun.

I <3 Tezz and Stanny too. And I'm well over the age of 7.

*melts for Tezz's and Stanford's accents*

And there's already some slash fic on here for Tezz & Stanford *cutes 'cause he wrote one of them himself*
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*joins the dancing*
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
(She has got to love nobody)

I'm glad to know i'm not alone. :3

I've always loved the foreign accent guys in just about every show i've watched.

I've seen some of your fics out there and i do like your writing style.

Thanks for the fav, btw!
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Dragonstar78 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
you're quite welcome.
I have more fanfic on my old ANgelfire page, and tons of stuff that I have yet to upload to either site (here or there).

LEmme see.... guys with accents that I've fallen for thus far would be Spike from 'Buffy', Stanford, and Tezz. There are probably others that, sadly, I've forgotten.
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TOTALunnatural Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
I love his accent, and his hair, and his car, and his... well, EVERYTHING! really, nice work!
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you very much! :3
I've been very impressed with your work, so such a nice complement coming from you is very flattering.

A good question is, "Who doesn't love Tezz?" X3
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TOTALunnatural Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
you're welcome, and thanks- that means so much :3 I think your art is really impressive, too. So detailed and full of color... and just sooo amazing! keep up the good work!!! :3 :funny:
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i have the gift of photoshop to hide behind to fix little things here or there when i draw them out on paper and scan them. you do your art with pen and pencil on lined paper. there's no room for error. now that's something! :3
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TOTALunnatural Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
thank you, again :3 your pictures actually capture the character's qualities and their details! The outfit Tezz is wearing in your pic- i've tried soo many time to draw that so i just gave up! In fact, they barely even show it, yet you drew it perfectly!!! really fantastic work!
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! you have no idea how many screen shots from pausing episodes on youtube i had to sift through to find the correct angles for all the details on his clothing. his mad max car (that's what i call it since he never named it) was a nightmare. the details kept changing, like the animators didn't even know what they wanted it to look like.

Thanks for the fav and the watch! :3
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Dragonstar78 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
ahhh, yes, the SplitWire prototype.
I <3 your comments about the car (and borrowed them for one of my guest data drafts, if that's ok. I'll be sure to post a link to ye for full credit).
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's totally cool with me. i can't wait to see that.
It was a very classy thing of you to do to tell me. i admire that. :3
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TOTALunnatural Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
You're welcome :3 :3 :3
... i gotta give you credit for getting such an incredible shot of him. He's only in ONE EPISODE! great job, really :3
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TOTALunnatural Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
-sorry, didn't mean to write :funny: tried to write giggle. :giggle:<<< oops. :3 just got destracted...
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Fairy-Jewel Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
He's cool, but for some reason, his accent makes me think of a vampire's and he looks like Edward Cullen somewhat. Wait a minute...that just gave me an idea.

Still, good luck with your theme challenge.
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alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it's that thick, eastern european, slavic accent that all those different soviet block countries have that kinda all sound the same. i actually recall someone writing a fanfic about tezz being a vampire on fanfic.net, but it was gay. as in pairings gay. its not for the faint-hearted. O__O

Thanks! i'm about 2/3 of the way through the challenge. :3
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