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Russian Roulette by alchemistgirl Russian Roulette by alchemistgirl
... is not the same without a gun. X)

I'm going to have to admit a long series of kinda embarassing things. Yeah i really do like Battle Force 5, and i'm way over 7 years-old. It's really pretty good, considering it comes on saturday mornings. The part that stuns me is how funny it is. (sir fluffsalot, anyone?) it has a more advanced sense of humor then most of the shows on catoon network. The show, for the most part, is very well written.

my favorites are tezz and stanford. we'll focus on tezz for now. he's fairly new, but what we've seen of of him, i like. he's full of conundrums, if you think about it. he dresses like an emo hipster, but is a science nerd. he was cocky and arrogant out of the box, but had an underlying current of loneliness and could be very heroic when he had to be.
he's got a great accent, too. (i think stanford and tezz are tied for best accent ever, but that's just a personal opinion) XD

Tezz also has the car with the most character. it looks like he welded together parts from 5 different cars. ( i would just crap if there was a piece or part in there from a yugo)
Here's a list of things i thought of when i saw it:

1. Mad Max called, and he wants his car back.

2. So, if you can get your car up to 88 miles an hour, do you go back to 1955?

About the picture, i don't like to draw cars. i tried my hardest to find a descent still picture or screen shot, and it was nearly impossible. in the show, certain roll bars and beams in the car dissapeared and reappeared in different scenes, so if its not exactly proportional or the same detailing, i redirect you to the first sentence of this paragraph.

my brain is like a blender. you can put 3 or 4 completely unrelated things in and get something else entirely. this is how everything came together. the pose he's in comes from here[link]

the title comes from poker face (yeah, some of lady gaga's music is pretty catchy) that's where the revolver comes in. YES, I DO KNOW THERE ARE NO GUNS IN THE SERIES, but out of all them, he's the only one i could see actually packing heat. somehow, this factors into this, too[link] it is sung in Russian and has an awesome title X3

this is for theme challenge 9: drive because of the cars. lol
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Ender277 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Wait, wait, wait, am I seeing Tezz smiling friendly? :D
alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why yes! Tezz is cracking just a bit of a smile. Must've caught him on a good day. :3
Ender277 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh, my... How?! The apocalypse is coming, run away everyoneeee!

Tezz is my favourite character in the reason of I'm interested and Science aaand he's got an ego in the nearest level of mine... but, hm, I've got reasons to think about myself well! :iconmodest:
bibora Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Tezz is great!
have a part of your personality in which I identify with him .
charlottehatake Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
and also he is VERY hot ;) <3
alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes!!!! I'm so glad to find out I'm not the only one. :3

I second that Tezz is hot too! That accent just rocks me to the core. X3
charlottehatake Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
yea its like OMG very sexy ;)
charlottehatake Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
i love battle force 5 too ! and im way over 7 :) tezz is just awesome and i love his hair ! ;)
Tsukikimono Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I just watched the new episode today -shot for being 15 and watching it-
I haven't watched the past few and I was like: O.O HOLY CRAP HOT GUY ALERT. Because I usually am looking at Stanford. XDD
Tezz is AWESOME.
alchemistgirl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm 18, so I have dibs on being shot. XD
I think I said that to myself the first time I saw him on screen. XD
I also have a Stanford related picture. [link] :3
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